dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
diglettdevious: This was worth the 6 seconds.
guttersandbars: i was talking about the fact that i really like miley cyrus today and my friends were like “but she poses practically nude for magazines!” and i tried so hard to get them to explain to me why that’s such a bad thing and they couldn’t really articulate it so i just yelled at them about how she should be able to show as much skin as she wants to and they got quiet and changed the...
confusedtree: Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with...
I am honestly angrier than I’ve been in months. Why? An argument over “they” as a first person singular on reddit. This is my life.
when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol
COVER YOUR BUTT, BERNARD IS WATCHING.– GOD (via deflandres)
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr